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The same woman amid a champagne tower and collapsing birthday cake that reads Old as fuck. Still a liability.
A woman with dark curly hair in a yellow T-shirt, photographed in a kitchen
your photoyes, them.

A Snailmail collection

Rude personalised birthday cards and funny postcards

Rude banter. Their face. Real post.

  • 31 designs
  • Your photo
  • Birthday
  • Inside jokes

Free to design. You only pay for printing and postage.

Birthday banter

Love & anniversaries

Work & new chapters

Friends, family & appreciation

From photo to punchline.

  1. Pick their kind of funny

    Choose a scene with a ready-written joke that feels like them; you can see the wording straight away.

  2. Put them in the picture

    Upload their photo. Keep the joke as written, or add a name or short personal line if you like.

  3. We print and post it

    Add a message and an address. We mail it for you.

How it looks printed

  • A printed Unhinged card photographed at a stag party
  • A printed birthday card with a brother-themed greeting
  • A printed Father's Day card photographed in a backyard
  • A printed wedding card photographed at an afterparty
  • A printed dad-themed card photographed beside a lake
  • A printed Valentine's card in a cabaret-inspired setting
  • A printed Unhinged banter card resting on a pub table
  • A printed Unhinged anniversary card on a bedside table
  • A printed Unhinged work-themed card resting on a desk

Funny postcards that could only be for them.

Made for adult banter, these rude personalised birthday cards and funny postcards put a familiar face into the joke. Picture a birthday cake disaster, the same dickhead starting a new job, a cheerful ‘fuck work’ retirement or a cheeky anniversary. The joke is ready-written, so you can pick one that fits straight away.

Choose an original design for a birthday, new job, retirement or anniversary, then upload their photo. Keep the joke as written, or add a name or short personal line if you like. Review the landscape A6 postcard before adding your message on the back.

What senders say

Real experiences, from making a postcard to sending it.

Overall Snailmail rating

4.8 out of 5 stars

out of 5

How reviews work

Postcards in the wild

5 out of 5 starsTim

I started with a photo from my camera roll and expected to spend ages fiddling with it, but the whole thing was surprisingly quick. I tried two styles, moved the text a little, wrote the message on the back and added my sister's address. The preview made it really clear what would be printed. She sent me a photo when it arrived and it looked better than it did on my phone.

5 out of 5 starsDiandra H.

Made one on my phone while waiting for a train. Uploaded a holiday photo, used one of the suggested previews or whatever, changed the headline and then wrote the msg. I liked that I didn't have to create an account before I knew I actually wanted the card. Checkout could be easier.

5 out of 5 starsSabina T.

I used atemplate because I had absolutely 0 design ideas. Swapped in my own picture, changed two words and was done. My friend kept it on her fridge which is probably the best review I can give.

Good to know

How do personalised face-swap postcards work?

Pick a design with a ready-written joke and upload a photo of the person or people to feature. Keep the joke as written, or add a name or short personal line if you want, then review your design before you send it.

What kind of photo should I use?

Choose a clear, well-lit photo with faces looking towards the camera. You can add a note about details to keep when you upload it.

Is it free to design?

Yes. Designing is free. You only pay for printing and postage, per card.

What will the recipient receive?

A printed landscape A6 postcard, with your design on the front and your message and address on the back. We print and post it for you.

Real connections. By mail.

Make their face the punchline.

Free to design. You only pay for printing and postage.